As I popped in my X Men movie,the second installment,my mind began racing in a series of unusual flashes of thought . . . .first I wondered who I’d slap the hell out of first if I had special powers besides my dashing good looks , then I thought about a pair socks I ain’t seen in a while , then about my second grade teacher Ms. Johnson . . . . . mmmmmmm? then I thought if you could be with someone form the X Men who would it be and why ? Well for me it would have to be Storm ‘cuz she is ’bout the finest thang out ! her ability to manipulate the weather has nothing on her ability to manipulate my testosterone and set my loins on fire ! plus she always got that tight body suit on . . . Claude Have Mercy ! Next , Jean Grae or The Phoenix , she can use her powers to squeez all the naughty thoughts I have for this heroic vixen who frolics in my mind’s playground . . . . JUICY !
p.s. fellas if you should happen to pick Wolverine or Cyclops I can’t help you
These are two of the purtiest hands down lil’ playa !
so let the lusting begin !
written by Ghost in the Hallway for The Loin Lusting Casanova Heroes
