Chris Hansen Durty
Save the Pillow Tawk fo’ the sandman , let’s try a lil’ durty dialogue. If you think your romantic u ain’t got nuttin’ on dis hurr. No need to go into detail just let Chris Hansen take it away . . . his verbage is quite the talk of the town. . . shhhh just [...]
She Talks Like A Womb-Man
She was so nasty it made me almost marry her at the tender age of my twenty something. I’m so glad I didn’t ; why ? ‘cuz she slept with anybody that could bounce a damn ball. Did I love her ? yesssssssssssssss …… all the homeboi’s said ” Hey dawg , do you know [...]
Fashion Whore
I decided a long time ago I was not gonna try to keep up with the latest trends and fashions due to my lack of enthusiasm and money to support the habit. I’m just like the next guy ; yeah it feels good to have nice clothes on and when you step out in public [...]
Raise Up Boi !
Country is as country does! Remember this? Even if you weren’t from NC this was yer jam for like a half minit. I don’t currr what anybody says , Petey was the man ! Why? Cuz he’s dern near the first one that was from NC that won’t afraid to say it! hell he even [...]
Return of the Auto Tune
Who is the man when it comes to the vocoder or auto tune as some call it ? T Pain right ? Well he ain’t the originator of this vocal effect that makes your local freestyle finatic sound like Optimus Prime is spittin’ that hot fire as a trache patient! There comes a time when [...]
My X Gull
As I popped in my X Men movie,the second installment,my mind began racing in a series of unusual flashes of thought . . . .first I wondered who I’d slap the hell out of first if I had special powers besides my dashing good looks , then I thought about a pair socks I ain’t [...]
Thug fer Hire
Sometimes when people piss me off I send my “Get’m Guy” who of course …. goes and gets them ! Him and I have never met in person and we’ve talked briefly on the phone once. We communicate through messenger squirrel , when he did his business up north he used messenger pigeons but being [...]
Iron Mic Boi ! ! ! !
I don’t know what else to say . . . . if ever you see a youtube video this should be the one , some times the mechanics of rhyming are very complex so it is what it is. Get yer buddies , your gurl , your co worker , whoever and be prepared to [...]
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