Save the Pillow Tawk fo’ the sandman , let’s try a lil’ durty dialogue. If you think your romantic u ain’t got nuttin’ on dis hurr. No need to go into detail just let Chris Hansen take it away . . . his verbage is quite the talk of the town. . . shhhh just lissssen !

6ixxxplicit

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She was so nasty it made me almost marry her at the tender age of my twenty something. I’m so glad I didn’t ; why ? ‘cuz she slept with anybody that could bounce a damn ball. Did I love her ? yesssssssssssssss …… all the homeboi’s said ” Hey dawg , do you know that she ………. I said “naw she ain’t like that’s my brown sugar bush !” Through a young heart smashed to oblivion stands the resilience of a young man , scarred and torn into pieces of a surreal nightmare . This was happening ! I was someone else’s pawn ! There is no sex greater than the sex that precedes love’s down fall . So is it love that’s addictive or the love of sex ? Or the sex from being in love ? Keep my cool on and sex is just as enjoyable with a church girl if not more so , as oppose to greezin’ down the localized freak . She eventually had kids with one of my friends that told me she was no good train bait . If life is too short then lonely nights are looooonnngg and seem to go on fa eva like your favorite porn clip on repeat . I say all that to say that the NASTY GURL outta be commended fo the work she puts in . She is readily available to satisfy yer carnal pleasures while at the same time u get yer practice slides in and you realize that you DO NOT want a wife or daughter like this . After several months of unadulterated sex that light bulb pops on and you think ” damn , this ain’t the life I want fo’ myself .” And to be as honest and as opinionated as I can be , nasty gurls need love to LOL (as serious as I can be it’s just so dag gone cliche’) I would even say that it’s out of that need for love that most of them do whateva it is that they do . They sho will make you appreciate the good gurl u left fer that walkin’ train wreck you slidin’ in ! And ain’t it weird how she is supposedly cousins with erbody you c hur talkin’ to , it don’t matter the guy could be black , white , latino , asian , etc . . . but somehow they share the same grandmamma ! ? ! So do yaself a favor and the next time you run into one of these ladies , give it the old college try and tell them thank you when yall finish ! We all have our place in this spinning time bomb and she is just playin’ her part ! ‘Cuz remember , yer momma could of been one ? ? ? ? ooooooooooooooooo ! Or even your daddy but that’s a whole ‘nother blog LOL

akwardly aroused – 6ix and Jack Pot from The Delegated Heroes

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I decided a long time ago I was not gonna try to keep up with the latest trends and fashions due to my lack of enthusiasm and money to support the habit. I’m just like the next guy ; yeah it feels good to have nice clothes on and when you step out in public you feel like a walking magazine without all the soft core porn ads. Every cycle we have a set of new trends where people seem to start looking and sounding the same. It’s getting to the point where I can’t tell if some folks is a guy or gurl? Ya’ll ain’t fixin’ to have me think I’m some sort of fashion retard cuz yall are into whatever you think sets the bar fer dressin’ . . . . and who is you to be like that anyways. ( or is this what people say when they know they can’t dress lol ) Since school I always had the bo bo’s with the same two pair of jeans i tried to switch out to make it seem like 5 lol Then my first job, 90% of my check went to a half a shirt and 1 name brand shoe. . . . Now i have a son I simply can’t afford to be cool or at least LOOK cool , but you know what , i’m OK with that. You can be cool and stylish and all that jazz as well as be an INDIVIDUAL . . . . well at least until cloning becomes the next big fad and at least you can cheat on your girl and have a valid excuse

written by Folk Boi for The Designated He Rose

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Country is as country does! Remember this? Even if you weren’t from NC this was yer jam for like a half minit. I don’t currr what anybody says , Petey was the man ! Why? Cuz he’s dern near the first one that was from NC that won’t afraid to say it! hell he even threw our good ‘ol cousins , SC in thurr for good measure. I still did my lil’ stanky leg to it even though I don’t take my shirt off and spin it ’round my head like a helicopter. A lot of cats say this mis represents hip hop in the carolinas and I disagree. He’s from NC and this is the style of music he does so how is he mis-representing anythang? Plenty of cats out here in both states that have the vocal capacity to embarass you enough to have you wet your pants quicker than R. Kelly when he is performing at your local junior high’s pep rally! ( OOOOOOOO ! I had to diss him)Music is music so let it be! A big misconception is that your music is defined not by the music itself but by your region and that is false. So if you from the carolinas take ya draws off and spin it round ya….ooops I mean take ya shirt off and yada yada yada ! Shout out to Petey and the 910 919 252 704 828 336 803 843 864 and 411 and 911 and 5 feet 7 and ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

written by Carolina Boi 6ix Fo’ The Pig feet eatin’ , 8 different types of country slang speakin’ , smarter than ya’ll give us credit fo’ , clothes line tied to a couple trees in the back yard , messed up screen door havin’ , bike week goin’ , gold teeth and dread lock slangin’ , HBCU goin’ , fried okra and mash taytuhs eatin’ , sweet tea drankin’, ya’ll got relatives here thicker than a mug ,

Dezigner He Rose

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Who is the man when it comes to the vocoder or auto tune as some call it ? T Pain right ? Well he ain’t the originator of this vocal effect that makes your local freestyle finatic sound like Optimus Prime is spittin’ that hot fire as a trache patient! There comes a time when folks exhaust themselves creatively and want to experiment with the possibilities ; well this was one of those possibilities that caught fire as of recent! You know that voice that smothers the obvious lack luster appeal of one’s voice and gives off the illusion that one can sing by simply finding a suitable harmony . . .

Some folks who use this voice can actually SANG and the rest couldn’t hold a tune if it was a bucket of water. T Pain helped popularize the auto tune for his generation of musicians where as people like Roger Troutman , Teddy Riley , and a list of others have actually been the pioneers of this audio effect. We can’t do too much musically that hasn’t been done by our musical elders. Let’s listen to the new version of the auto tune . . .

and now let’s lisssen to the old school pink oil moisturizer with the premature pony tail versions of the “robot voice” or “talk box” or “that thang you gotta put the tube in ya’ mouth to sound like robot”

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As I popped in my X Men movie,the second installment,my mind began racing in a series of unusual flashes of thought . . . .first I wondered who I’d slap the hell out of first if I had special powers besides my dashing good looks , then I thought about a pair socks I ain’t seen in a while , then about my second grade teacher Ms. Johnson . . . . . mmmmmmm? then I thought if you could be with someone form the X Men who would it be and why ? Well for me it would have to be Storm ‘cuz she is ’bout the finest thang out ! her ability to manipulate the weather has nothing on her ability to manipulate my testosterone and set my loins on fire ! plus she always got that tight body suit on . . . Claude Have Mercy ! Next , Jean Grae or The Phoenix , she can use her powers to squeez all the naughty thoughts I have for this heroic vixen who frolics in my mind’s playground . . . . JUICY !

p.s. fellas if you should happen to pick Wolverine or Cyclops I can’t help you

These are two of the purtiest hands down lil’ playa !
so let the lusting begin !

written by Ghost in the Hallway for The Loin Lusting Casanova Heroes

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Sometimes when people piss me off I send my “Get’m Guy” who of course …. goes and gets them ! Him and I have never met in person and we’ve talked briefly on the phone once. We communicate through messenger squirrel , when he did his business up north he used messenger pigeons but being that we’re north carolina . . . . So this time video footage leaked of him threatenin’ to give somebody the iron fist !

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I don’t know what else to say . . . . if ever you see a youtube video this should be the one , some times the mechanics of rhyming are very complex so it is what it is. Get yer buddies , your gurl , your co worker , whoever and be prepared to be amazed like never befoe’ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! YOU WILL REPLAY THIS !
I will post this up again every week until I stop cryin’ LOL

6ixxx from The “I Spit Hot Fire” Dezigner Casanovas

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It starts off in ’89 or ’90 ? I ain’t too sure. My first real wet , nasty , sticky , her .99 cent lipstick that was really chap stick smothered , similak breath smellin’ , girl with the baby hair that was parted at the back of her head , ghetto junior high not middle school as we say where I’m from , me with the flat top with the steps in it , scurred , KISS ! I was 13 ? and it was on my way to gym class with this gurl named Carol (last name) and I remember walking her to D hall and instead of our usual peck or see you by the buses salutations she ran up on me and said ” kiss me you perfect example of what a real man is , I will do anythang you want me to do just please bless me with the honor of being the first girl you induct into your museum of spit affection and french kiss my tongue!” . . . . . well not quite I think she really said “stop actin’ like a scurred twat and kiss me or I’mma spread a rumor nastier than that rash I ain’t tell you about between my legs that I got from a 28 year old drug kingpin whose penis is bigger than you are in your football pads about you being gay ! . . . . and it better be wet and sloppy too or else !” So it happened so fast , I closed my eyes and next thang I know my tongue is rolling around in her mouth and after the initial shock I was like well hell I’m fixin’ to do my thug thizzle and add some butt grabin’ foe the effect of it all ! After what seemed like a month of what really turn’t out to be a minute and some change of performing oral sex in her mouth it was done and I was one step closer to full fledged manhood! It won’t as bad as I thought besides smelling like a spit picnic and having particles of whatever she ate and whoever else she put her mouth on stuck to my lips I was a little bit moe grown up! PASSION BABY ! It’s all about the passion ! So I pimp real slow to gym class not wiping my mouth so as to leave the evidence of my nasty encounter with the lipstick bandit only to be accused of rubbing lipstick on my lips to fake it ! Now that I think about it I think I should have worn a condom ! ! ! ! !

written by 6ixquisite for The Mouth Virgin Casanova Heroes

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So I had a talk with Vic over there at sneak fiend and from time to time we talk about the blogs we run . . . Him and 2cent (kicks in the closet and the shoe must go on) are into the whole sneaker culture , I ain’t . Now that’s not to say that I am a fashion retard cuz I clean up quite nicely and my fashion flow is like a special moment in time that is close to what most would call a spectacle lol. I like to look nice when I go out but I can’t tell you when the AJ 387T88.2354RXS collector’s edition sneakers will drop , hell I can’t even tell you what they look like ! So eye says to Vic “man ya’ll are gettin’ hits and I ain’t I think I need to start talkin’ bout sneakers and stuff ” But then Vic said “hey man ! your a genius ! do what you do ! that ain’t cool to do the sneaker thang and u ain’t into sneakers !” After he said that I closed my eyes real tight and opened ‘em and a burst of light blinded my sense of sight and I heard a voice as if it echoed from the gates of heaven ! I can hear it ! it’s so beautiful it’s saying ” Danny ! Bamboo just crapped in his bath water can you come get him !”

p.s. I realized that I became so possessed by this blog thang that it lost it’s original appeal . . . I wasn’t expressing myself nor was I enjoyin’ it anymore. I was caught up with the number of hits and stopped being a fan of good , creative , relate able reading material !

I treat my blogs like I use to treat my hoes (house wives) QUALITY over QUANTITY !

HOLLA BLACK !

truthfully written by SuDan 6ix and Evree Blew Moon for The Dezigner Heroes

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